New girl Megan is a super sexy model with an insane body and a tendency to get naked... and she's promising our viewers a "hot shoot." Unfortunately, her social media branding of "Don't Be Megan" is what *we* paid attention to, and we take that branding to heart by absolutely *wrecking* this poor woman with some of our most quality mess ever! (Not that we skimped on quantity: 17 pies, 4 cakes, and basically all perfect hits!)

Megan has this nice mix of "no nonsense" and dry wit, which means she's a lot less goofy (and spastic) than most of our previous models. But Man can she take a pie. I jokingly complimented her for being a "perfect pie target," but it's really no joke: If you want to see a sexy model take amazing hits over an (unedited) hour, Megan's your girl!